Cam Atkinson and the Tiniest Cellie
Prout likes to cook for himself as much as he can. He manages his meals for on-season and off-season calorie demands and counts chicken parmesan as a personal favorite to prepare.
"I like to go over the top with everything - extra breading, extra cheese, big chunky tomatoes - make it taste really good," he said.
Chef Prout also likes to dole out the good eats for his teammates—and they’re happy to partake.
"He’s a great cook," said fellow defenseman David Savard. "It’s great to have guys here that cook and (Prout) cooks a lot of good things."
Even more evidence for Perfect Person Dalton Prout
Nick Foligno scores the game winning goal between his legs against the Tampa Bay Lightning on 12/03/13.
This should probably be tagged NSFW.
Cam, what exactly is a rap band.
Brb, thinking of precious Dalton Prout wandering around Easton. Buying a Build-a-bear. Drinking some Starbucks. Getting his ears pierced at Claires. (Oh wait that might be my childhood I’m thinking of.)
[Monday’s] margin of victory was the largest for the Blue Jackets since Nov. 10, 2010, when the Jackets beat the St. Louis Blues 8-1 in Nationwide Arena. That’s the night the Blues were like, ‘We’re kicking our soccer ball right here,’ and R.J. Umberger was like ‘No, you’re not, you have to kick it down there,” and the Blues were like ‘Yuh huh, what are you gonna do about it?’ and Umberger was like ‘Why don’t you find out, Oshie!’ and the Blues were like ‘Bring it, Yinzer!’ and Umberger, sure enough, brought it, and it created a whole scene with security guards and stuff.
Literally the best sports writing I’ve ever read.